bananaslugbud asked: Definitively is a word. Leading interweb sources tell me so.
bananaslugbud asked: I think I can definitively say that my dream QI panel consists of Alan, Sean Lock, Jimmy Carr, and Rich Hall.
I can hear happy cries of children from a far...
I don’t know where they are, but when I find them, I will murder them.
Opposite of a pedophilia
Gerontophilia-A sexual attraction to the elderly
thefallofmeek: Sweet Dreams are made of Seven...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
rasputin: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but...– Mark Twain
Shelby Carr is my life
bananaslugbud: *After I verbally abuse Thea.* Rae: “How long have you two been friends?” Thea: “Forever.” Me: “Since 8th grade I think, when I moved here. Why?” Rae: “Because-“ Me: “Because we yell violently at each other?” Rae: “Yes.” Me: “It’s actually not that. It’s because Thea is weak and easily manipulated and does anything I say.” Thea: “It’s true.” It’s the harsh truth