July 2011
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June 2011
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bananaslugbud asked: Definitively is a word. Leading interweb sources tell me so.
bananaslugbud asked: I think I can definitively say that my dream QI panel consists of Alan, Sean Lock, Jimmy Carr, and Rich Hall.
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I can hear happy cries of children from a far...
I don’t know where they are, but when I find them, I will murder them.
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Opposite of a pedophilia
Gerontophilia-A sexual attraction to the elderly
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thefallofmeek:
Sweet Dreams are made of Seven...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
rasputin:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
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“A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but...”
– Mark Twain
Shelby Carr is my life
Friendly Friends
bananaslugbud:
*After I verbally abuse Thea.*
Rae: “How long have you two been friends?”
Thea: “Forever.”
Me: “Since 8th grade I think, when I moved here. Why?”
Rae: “Because-“
Me: “Because we yell violently at each other?”
Rae: “Yes.”
Me: “It’s actually not that. It’s because Thea is weak and easily manipulated and does anything I say.”
Thea: “It’s true.”
It’s the harsh truth
